Good advice on how to suck, but I had to share the kicker specifically:

Put mayo on my sandwich without asking me. Goes without saying. If you put mayo on my sandwich without asking me, you suck the most of all. Someone put this on a park bench in my honor, please.

from How To Suck: A Special Message To The Graduating Class Of 2014, by Drew Magary for Deadspin

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